The year is over, and it's time to memorialize 2020 and put that time capsule in the rear-view mirror by commemorating our top Tweets of the year. These are presented in chronological order, including an early dismissal of the Covid situation because patients "were not presenting zombie-like symptoms".
Our top movie prediction for 2020 is that Fast 9 will make less money globally than Hobbs and Shaw. We're also predicting that Tyrese Gibson will have a meltdown on social media... #FastandFurious9
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) January 1, 2020
To view the rest of our movie predictions, click here:https://t.co/ZmZK8ovY3P
Doctor Strange 2 has lost its director over "creative differences", allegedly about how scary to make the movie. Disney demands PG13. As I said with Venom, why not make a rated R movie but also edit a PG13 version to be released simultaneously that kids can watch? #DoctorStrange
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) January 10, 2020
1917 is incredible and among the best war movies ever made. Not quite on the level of Avengers Infinity War or Captain America Civil War, but unquestionably near the top of the next tier. #Oscars2020
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) January 15, 2020
My assumption is that Mysterio had a different plan to get the Edith glasses from Peter Parker, and wasn't expecting Pete to do something as stupid as handing them over to some dude he hardly knew. Spider-Man was just too focused on getting laid. #Spidermanfarfromhome
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) January 20, 2020
With the #StarWars Skywalker saga ending in such divisive fashion, Disney needs a new actor who can unify fans and reinvigorate the brand. There is no better choice than @TheRock, who also saved a dying Fast and Furious franchise. Read more here: https://t.co/YH1Ff03q8m pic.twitter.com/C3bD4mk1Ea
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) January 21, 2020
I would be much more concerned about this coronavirus if people started presenting "zombie-like" symptoms. There seems to be a very low probability of a zombie apocalypse evolving from this, so we can all relax... #coronarvirus #ZombieApocalypse
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) January 29, 2020
It's a bit suspicious that Netflix released a docuseries called "Pandemic: How to Prevent an Outbreak" shortly after a real global #pandemic breaks out. That could not have been timed more perfectly. I'm not suggesting they engineered a real outbreak to sell subscriptions...but..
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) January 30, 2020
The new #FastAndFurious trailer is garbage. There is something really big missing that they attempted to replace with something smaller and less entertaining...
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) February 1, 2020
I've really been enjoying this new HBO outer space comedy Avenue 5. Hugh Laurie is nailing this performance, but Zach Woods might be stealing the show. It's fun to watch a series about the future of space tourism. #Avenue5 #HBOhttps://t.co/0WXUnu2H5b
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) February 3, 2020
Rambo 5 is by no means a good movie, but it was unquestionably better than X-Men Dark Phoenix, with a higher Rotten Tomatoes critic and audience score. That's a #Razzies snub. And there's no way Sly was worse than Kyle Chandler in Godzilla. #RamboLastBlood
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) February 8, 2020
I'm not an expert in dinosaur reproductive biology but wouldn't it take decades for the animals that escaped the mansion at the end of JW2 to breed and grow into an overwhelming population size? Seems like they're unrealistically speeding up the process for #JurassicWorldDominion pic.twitter.com/a4xePkb22u
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) February 27, 2020
The next trilogy should be called "Jurassic Universe" and adopt the theory that dinosaurs evolved into a technologically advanced civilization that invented space travel and fled Earth on an arc before asteroid impact. They return and want their planet back... #JurassicWorld3
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) March 4, 2020
After a unanimous 2-0 vote, the Cinema Analytica 1 on 1 Basektball League has decided to continue playing games. We remain defiant in the face of this global pandemic, but as a precaution, fans will no longer be able to attend.... #CoronavirusPandemic 😷
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) March 12, 2020
"The universe hasn’t seen this marvel since before my watch began. Few can sense, even fewer can see it. A world that’s infected can be dangerous. It is truly beautiful."
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) March 17, 2020
-Heimdall from Thor 2
Get well soon Idris! pic.twitter.com/54nMCeohnx
Season 10 of Curb Your Enthusiasm was fantastic. The celebrity spite stores at the end were brilliant. John Hamm was probably my favorite cameo, but Sean's Exotic Birds was priceless! #CurbYourEnthusiasm
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) March 25, 2020
We are getting ready for a Transformers Revenge of Fallen quarantine viewing party, adhering to social distancing guidelines of course. We could all use a little more Shia LaBeouf in our lives right now... #Transformers #QuarantineWatchParty
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) March 25, 2020
Birds of Prey made $84M at the domestic box office and could turn out to be the top grossing comic book movie of 2020. #BirdsOfPrey
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) March 31, 2020
Who is a worse person? #TigerKing
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) April 3, 2020
Re-watching Avengers Infinity War in a post-Covid19 world; Thanos ranting about over-population and the ensuing finger snap has elevated to a whole new level of metaphorical creepiness. #Avengers #Covid2020
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) April 4, 2020
One thing that always bothered me about #LordofTheRings and #TheHobbit, wouldn't Dwarves be a little more proficient at identifying and opening Dwarf doors? These doors also have some bizarre security features, logistically speaking, that Dwarves should be experts at solving. pic.twitter.com/l9Tr0Le6Ea
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) April 6, 2020
Tonight I'm re-watching Captain America Winter Soldier. Before we get started, does anyone want to get out? #CaptainAmerica pic.twitter.com/7czXxdMJuX
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) April 12, 2020
Attempting to kill Nick Fury in downtown Washington in the middle of the day seems like a really strange choice of time and place. There'd be many witnesses and the media would be all over it. However creating hysteria over a fleeing terrorist would help Hydra. #CaptainAmerica pic.twitter.com/RGhfoN2QNs
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) April 12, 2020
R.I.P Brian Dennehy. Great as he was in Tommy Boy, I'll always remember him as the evil Sheriff from Rambo First Blood. "Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?" #Rambo pic.twitter.com/WO5AMdNvUN
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) April 16, 2020
Grizzly Man is a fascinating documentary. The most shocking thing is not that he was killed by a grizzly bear (spoiler alert), but that he survived so long. I'm eagerly anticipating the spin-off Polar Bear Man, who will have much shorter life expectancy...https://t.co/Mpi7HZy9eh
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) April 19, 2020
If we delay every blockbuster movie until the spring/summer of 2021 to maximize profit conditions, what will theatres show when they re-open with social distancing? A bunch will go out of business. Delaying release won't do you any good if there are mass theatre closures. #Marvel
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) April 21, 2020
Hopefully today's confirmation about the existence of #UFOs is not too alarming to the people of New York. They've had some dire encounters with extra-terrestrials in the past and may be sensitive to alien invasion. Tonight's #QuarantineWatchParty was Avengers Infinity War... 🤔 pic.twitter.com/0RsBrVqVqr
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) April 29, 2020
If Thanos killed half the life in the universe, would that really accomplish ecological harmony? Why not target over-consumers and spare the species who live sustainably? Read more flaws with his plan in #AvengersInfinityWar here. https://t.co/6xIQZoDtvD pic.twitter.com/U8nUbpUYB4
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) May 2, 2020
If we're talking about great travesties in #Oscars history, Randy "Macho Man" Savage not even being nominated for best supporting actor in 2003 for his portrayal of Bonesaw is somewhere on that list. Or maybe it just feels that way because we're re-watching #Spiderman today... 😎 pic.twitter.com/NXhOc3zCOF
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) May 7, 2020
The Mandarin is a controversial character in the MCU because several hardcore fans of the comic books were upset by the twist in #Ironman 3 that he was simply an actor playing a role. Whether you liked the twist or not, that was some marvelous acting by Ben Kingsley. pic.twitter.com/nahcbHuszv
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) May 11, 2020
For our latest #QuarantineWatchParty we watched Wonder Woman to help prep for #WonderWoman1984 which hopefully still hits big screens in August. I'd like to know more about life in Themyscira, which doesn't seem to have made any technological advancements in the last 3000 years. pic.twitter.com/QoO65WYHL0
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) May 23, 2020
Okay Tupac, now would be a good time to return from your secret Island... #Tupac #BlackLivesMatter
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) June 7, 2020
This may be a controversial opinion among Star Trek fans, but I think Deep Space Nine is my all-time favorite #StarTrek television show, especially the later seasons. War-time Sisko was incredible! We need a DS9 movie. Get the band back together again. pic.twitter.com/Z7DhwL9YgJ
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) June 10, 2020
I'm considering buying a pair of "Air Jordans" because I know they can make me jump higher and shoot better. My concern is that I'll become too competitive, eroding all my interpersonal relationships, and that I may develop a gambling problem... #TheLastDance
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) June 14, 2020
The Hunt for Red October is among my favorite movies of all-time. Sean Connery is incredible as Captain Ramius, but his plan to mail a defection letter to his boss before the boat launch was insane for multiple reasons. What if the launch had to be delayed? #HuntForRedOctober pic.twitter.com/PGepsGLckk
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) June 24, 2020
The trailer for the new Will Ferrell #EurovisionMovie looked really silly, but I'm surprised how much I enjoyed it. Might be the best Will Ferrell movie in a decade. Rachel McAdams does steal the show and it's cool to see she's trending today. Props to Dan Stevens too. pic.twitter.com/ngc42T89Dm
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) June 28, 2020
Billy Madison was in no way qualified to be CEO of a major company and a few weeks of elementary school wasnt going to change that. His dad should have said Eric will be interim CEO while you go to college and get a legit business degree. How does kindergarten help? #BillyMadison pic.twitter.com/gtm7F6ADht
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) July 4, 2020
There's no doubt that Hawkeye would be a tremendous golfer, but I'm sceptical that he completed a full-length 18 hole golf course in 18 strokes. Those par fives would require super strength on top of pinpoint accuracy. Maybe he was playing at a pitch and putt... #Avengers #Golf pic.twitter.com/T3ng2IWm8l
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) July 11, 2020
Achilles desire to echo in eternity unfortunately leads to some reckless strategy decisions that cost many of his men their lives. Also, wouldn't black metal armour get really hot on a sunny day? Fashionable but not practical. #Troy pic.twitter.com/UBA39C3nzG
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) July 15, 2020
As much as I loved Michael Keaton as Batman, I'd probably have to rank Beetlejuice as the best acting performance of his career. The biggest problem with that movie is not enough Keaton. I needed more #Beetlejuice pic.twitter.com/DhXZ9zA8pr
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) August 2, 2020
I do feel some empathy for Daisy Ridley if Star Wars baggage is preventing her from landing the serious roles she's seeking; but if I'm being totally s̵e̵l̵f̵i̵s̵h̵ honest here, this is great news. I'd love to have her back in future #StarWars movies. Please Daisy, come home. 🙏 pic.twitter.com/GdJLPYYsOK
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) August 30, 2020
How has Netflix not greenlit a docu-series where #FlatEarth earth "scholars" get on a boat to Antarctica and measure the circumference of their sea wall? It'll be a much shorter journey than expected. Or have a boat race from Cape Horn to Sydney; 1 follow coast, 1 travel direct. pic.twitter.com/UyOpWM6Dil
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) September 12, 2020
The best acting performance in Jurassic Park 2 is easily Pete Postlethwaite as big game hunter Roland Tembo and 2nd place isn't close. Iconic as Kobayashi was in Usual Suspects, Lost World might be my all-time favorite Postlethwaite role. 3rd place Alien 3. #JurassicPark pic.twitter.com/cVpyRLGnTd
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) September 28, 2020
I love Bill Burr and enjoyed that episode of #SNL, but the monologue needed to be at least 30 minutes. We needed Bill to riff on Covid and the election right into Weekend Update.
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) October 11, 2020
If we lived in a world where giant monsters regularly emerged from the Pacific Ocean, it wouldn't take me long to leave Vancouver. Maybe not after the first one destroyed San Francisco, but 100% after the second Kaiju. Nobody would be living on the coast 10 yrs later. #PacificRim pic.twitter.com/XsqsJHQUZH
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) October 12, 2020
If #SpiderMan3 is digging deep into the Spiderverse bringing back Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield & Jamie Foxx, can we please give Paul Giamatti another crack at Rhino? We barely scratched the surface of Paul's acting range. It's not his fault that movie sucked, he's barely in it. pic.twitter.com/tRKXD8WWL7
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) October 14, 2020
Dave Chappelle is incredible. That's in my top 5 favorite SNL monologues of all-time. The controversial joke was likely a deliberate attempt to 1up Bill Burr. Weekend Update also ranked in my top 5 ever. Great #SNL Episode!
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) November 8, 2020
What we need is a movie that's like Rounders, but with chess instead of poker. Cast Matt Damon as the lead, and make it a sequel to Good Will Hunting. Get Affleck back as Chuckie in the Worm role. That's an Oscar slam dunk. Let's do this! #Chess
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) November 10, 2020
As much as I love MBJ, The Rock needs to take his case all the way to the Supreme Court and overturn MBJ's selection as Sexiest Man Alive. This election was stolen and should be rectified in a court room. Recount the ballots! #People pic.twitter.com/amPj8AZJG6
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) November 23, 2020
Pete Davidson as Eminem as Stan writing to Santa Claus might be the greatest Christmas #SNL sketch of all-time. Priceless! pic.twitter.com/Iz7dJpPyCN
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) December 6, 2020
With all these #DisneyPlus programming announcements today, I missed the one where Bill Burr gets his own Star Wars series. His performance in tonight's #Mandalorian episode was fantastic! I need more Mayfeld. Please make this happen. 🙏📈👍 @billburr
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) December 11, 2020
I respect the opinion of anyone who says Die Hard is the best Christmas movie, but personally I prefer Rocky 4. They ended the cold war on Christmas, bringing peace on Earth. Drop the microphone...🥊 #MerryChristmas
— Cinema Analytica (@CinemaAnalytica) December 24, 2020
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