Sunday, 27 March 2022

Cinema Analytica 2020 Movie/Streaming Awards

The Oscars are no longer an accurate representation of popular culture. Humanity needs more awards to accurately reflect what people actually like to watch. Every year at Oscar time, we post our own movie awards from the year before (we still need time to see every movie from 2021 before we can choose winners). Given the lack of theatrical releases in 2020, we decided to include streaming shows in the acting categories. Birds of Prey killed the competition!

So here are the Cinema Analytica 2020 Movie Awards!

Best Movie
 
Winner: Birds of Prey


Runner ups: 
 
1. Bad Boys 3
2. Eurovision Song Contest 
3. Bill and Ted 3


Best Actor
 
Winner: Will Smith, Bad Boys 3
 

Runner ups: 
 
1. Keanu Reaves, Bill and Ted 3
2. Chris Pine, Wonder Woman 1984
3. David Washington, Tenet
 
 
Best Supporting Actor
 
Winner: Bill Burr, The Mandalorian
 
 
Runner ups: 
 
1. Carl Weathers, The Mandalorian
2. Ewan McGregor, Birds of Prey
3. Giancarlo Esposito, The Mandalorian
 
 
Best Actress
 
Winner: Margot Robbie, Birds of Prey
 
 
Runner ups: 
 
1. Anya Taylor Joi, The Queen's Gambit
2. Rachel McAdams, Eurovision Song Contest
3. Laura Linney, Ozark
 
 
Best Supporting Actress
 
Winner: Rosario Dawson, The Mandalorian
 

Runner ups: 
 
1. Jurnee Smollett, Birds of Prey
2. Ming-Na Wen, The Mandalorian
3. Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Birds of Prey
 
 
Funniest Movie
 
Winner: Birds of Prey
 

Runner ups: 
 
1. Borat
2. Bad Boys 3
3. Bill and Ted 3


Best Scene
 
Winner: Bill Burr kills Imperial boss, The Mandalorian
 

Runner ups: 
 
1. Skywalker shows up, The Mandalorian
2. Harley Quinn gets wasted, Birds of Prey
3. Carole Baskin tries to murder Joe Exotic
 
 
Funniest Acting Performance
 
Winner: Margot Robbie, Birds of Prey
 

Runner ups: 
 
1. Keanu Reaves, Bill and Ted 3
2. Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat
3. Joe Exotic, Tiger King 


Best Hero
 
Winner: Harley Quinn
 
 
Runner ups: 
 
1. Joe Exotic
2. The Mandalorian
3. Luke Skywalker


Best Villain
 
Winner: Moff Gideon
 

Runner ups: 
 
1. Black Mask
2. Carole Baskin (though a terrible acting performance)
3. Werner Herzog as "the Client"
 

Best Music
 
Winner: Damn I love Miami, Bad Boys 3
 
 
Runner ups: 
 
1. Boss Bitch, Birds of Prey
2. My Home Town, Eurovision Song Contest
3. The Song that Unites the Universe, Bill and Ted 3


Worst Movie
 
Winner: Bloodshot
 

Runner ups: 
 
1. New Mutants
2. Wonder Woman 1984
3. Doolittle


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