The Oscars are no
longer an accurate representation of popular culture. Humanity needs more
awards to accurately reflect what people actually like to watch. Every year at
Oscar time, we post our own movie awards from the year before (we still need
time to see every movie from 2021 before we can choose winners). Given the lack of theatrical releases in 2020, we decided to include streaming shows in the acting categories. Birds of Prey killed the competition!
So here are the Cinema Analytica 2020 Movie Awards!
2. Eurovision Song Contest
3. Bill and Ted 3
Best Actor
Winner: Will
Smith, Bad Boys 3
2. Chris Pine, Wonder Woman 1984
3. David Washington, Tenet
Winner: Bill
Burr, The Mandalorian
2. Ewan McGregor, Birds of Prey
3. Giancarlo Esposito, The Mandalorian
Winner: Margot
Robbie, Birds of Prey
2. Rachel McAdams, Eurovision Song Contest
3. Laura Linney, Ozark
Winner: Rosario
Dawson, The Mandalorian
2. Ming-Na Wen, The Mandalorian
3. Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Birds of Prey
Funniest Movie
Winner: Birds
of Prey
2. Bad Boys 3
3. Bill and Ted 3
Best Scene
Winner: Bill
Burr kills Imperial boss, The Mandalorian
2. Harley Quinn gets wasted, Birds of Prey
3. Carole Baskin tries to murder Joe Exotic
Winner: Margot
Robbie, Birds of Prey
2. Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat
3. Joe Exotic, Tiger King
Best Hero
Winner: Harley
Quinn
2. Carole Baskin (though a terrible acting performance)
3. Werner Herzog as "the Client"
Best Music
Winner: Damn
I love Miami, Bad Boys 3
Runner ups:
1. Boss Bitch, Birds of Prey
2. My Home Town, Eurovision Song Contest
3. The Song that Unites the Universe, Bill and Ted 3
Worst Movie
2. My Home Town, Eurovision Song Contest
3. The Song that Unites the Universe, Bill and Ted 3
Worst Movie
Winner: Bloodshot
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