If you are curious to know what will happen in the vast movie/streaming universe in 2025, then you have come to the right place. We are professional visionaries and should probably consider a spoiler warning since some of these things will absolutely happen. So, if you don’t want to know the future before it happens, then perhaps you should stop here (thanks for visiting and have yourself a fantastic year). We also had 25 who did not make the cut (some conflicting with each other because we just throw out rapid fire ideas and see what sticks).
To view last year's list, click here.
1. Jurassic World Rebirth introduces a human bred dinosaur army
2. Gladiator 2 wins zero Oscars
3. Den of Thieves 2 earn less money domestically than Den of Thieves 1
4. Kingpin has corrupted the President of the United States in Daredevil Born Again
5. Avatar Fire and Ash is the highest domestic grossing movie
6. Sony gets more Razzie nominations than any other studio
7. Thunderbolts is the lowest grossing comic book movie
8. Ethan Hunt dies in Mission Impossible finale, or we are meant to believe he did
9. Happy Gilmore 2 is the highest all time streamed movie on Netflix
10. New Superman movie has a worse opening weekend than Man of Steel
11. No original Avengers show up in Captain America 4
12. Captain America: Brave New World is the lowest grossing in the franchise domestically
13. Dakota Johnson wins Worst Actress
14. Joaquin Pheonix wins Worst Actor
15. Kathleen Kennedy replaced at Lucasfilm
16. Doctor Doom is almost identical to Tony Stark, but evil
17. Galactus turns out to be a sympathetic anti-hero in Fantastic 4
18. Not a single Marvel or DC movie earns more money globally than Hobbs and Shaw
19. Hobbs and Shaw 2 announced
20. Taylor Swift gets a featured role in a Marvel or Star Wars property
21. Avengers 5 and 6 get delayed again
22. Sherlock Holmes 3 makes less money globally than 1 or 2
23. Sony ends Spiderman deal with Disney
24. Tiger Woods cameos in Happy Gilmore 2
25. Robert Pattison's Batman gets retconed into the DCU
Almost Made the Cut
- Fantastic 4 gets a higher rotten tomatoes critics score than fant4stic
- The Smashing Machine earn less than Hobbs and Shaw
- All current Star Wars projects in production are cancelled
- Wicked part 2 is the highest grossing musical
- Karate Kid Legends has a an ancient artifact of unmeasurable power
- Thunderbolts gets a low rotten tomatoes critics score but a high audience score
- San Andreas gets put back into theatres for it's 10th anniversary
- Tron 3's marketing campaign is entirely created by AI
- Mission impossible the final reckoning earn less than Hobbs and Shaw
- Hugh Jackman wins best supporting actor for Deadpool and wolverine
- Dune Part 2 wins best picture
- Madame web wins worst picture
- Joker 2 wins Worst Picture
- Shia LaBoeuf appears in Constantine 2, probably as a spirit
- Thunderbolts gets a lower Rotten Tomatoes audience score than Hobbs and Shaw
- Studios begin releasing full-length AI-generated animated films.
- At least one major streaming service merges with a competitor to stay afloat.
- Bill Burr appears in a Star Wars property.
- Gladiator 2 does not echo in eternity
- Universal announces Fast & Furious 12: Fasterer and Furiouser.
- Snoop Dogg cameos in a Marvel or Star Wars property
- Tupac is revealed alive and that he lived for years on Epstein Island.
- New Superman gets a lower Rotten Tomatoes audience score than Man of Steel
- Smashing Machine makes more money than Bunker
- Squid Game 2 wins an Emmy
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